Note. The year 1932 was the worst year of the Depression in the USA. Many adult men (i.e. the readers of pulp mysteries) were feeling demoralized by long-term under- or unemployment and difficulties supporting a family. So in digressions in the novels Erle Stanley Gardner sometimes donned his life coach hat.
Perryisms to Live By: “What the hell can a man lose? He can't lose his life because he doesn't own that anyway. He has only a lease on life. He can lose money and money doesn't mean one damn thing as compared with character. All that really counts is a man's ability to live life, to get the most out of it as he goes through it, and he gets the most kick out of it by playing a no-limit game.”
The Case of the Caretaker’s Cat – Erle Stanley Gardner
So dig this: 1935, the Great Depression still doing its slow grind, and here comes a Perry Mason yarn that kicks off with Karl Jackson, Mason’s short-lived assistant, laying out the Laxter family soap opera with the clarity of a bookie reading off odds. Old Peter Laxter croaks in a house fire, leaves his grandsons Sam and Frank sitting pretty, while granddaughter Winifred gets the royal shaft. The caretaker, Ashton - crippled, cranky, and living in a basement with his Persian cat named Clinker (named after the coal furnace crud, for you non-stokers) - gets a job for life. Cozy, right?
Except Sam hates the cat. Claims Clinker’s a bed-muddying menace, running up laundry bills like a Beverly Hills princess. Threatens to poison the poor beast. Ashton, who’s got a bankroll fat enough to choke a horse, stomps into Mason’s office, waving his wad but balking at a $500 retainer. Settles for $250 to keep Clinker breathing. Mason, cool as a gin fizz, dictates a letter to Della Street warning Sam he’ll lose his inheritance if he so much as looks at the cat cross-eyed. Ashton exits, and Della spots him being tailed by a guy in a green Packard - because of course.
Cue Nathaniel Shuster, bargain-basement shyster with a rep for jury bribing, barging in with Sam and Frank in tow. Wants to settle Winifred’s beef out of court. Mason says he’s only in it for the cat, tosses them out like yesterday’s racing form. Then tells Paul Drake they’re gonna challenge the will “over a cat.” Drake’s assignment: find Winifred, dig dirt on the grandsons, and sniff out the truth about Peter’s crispy demise.
Winifred turns up flipping waffles at a joint called Winnie’s Waffles - because nothing says American grit like syrup and batter. She’s signed away her rights thanks to Shuster’s sweet talk, but doesn’t care. She’s hell-bent on making it solo in the cold, hard world. Mason, digging her style, drops a line fit for a motivational poster: “It’s not the future that matters; it’s the present. It’s not what you save, but what you make and how you make it.” Heavy, man. Then he mentions the cat, and good-hearted Winifred’s all in. Her boyfriend Doug Keene tosses Edith DeVoe, Peter’s nurse, into the mix, and suddenly the plot’s got more twists than a pretzel factory.
From there, it’s pure pulp fireworks: Edith spins a lurid
yarn, Mason huddles with DA Hamilton Burger, they dig up Peter’s charred
remains, and then - bang! - a strangulation murder, a blunt-instrument murder,
missing diamonds, Holcomb slamming desks and chasing streetcars like a Keystone
Cop on Benzedrine. Della breaks speed limits, Perry plays square-shooter hero,
and the courtroom finale rocks harder than a Chick
Webb set at the Savoy Ballroom. All this, and we’re still sweating bullets
over that damn cat.
The Thirties Mason? He’s less buttoned-down barrister,
more two-fisted adventurer, grousing to Della about paperwork while dodging
death and dishing Stoicism. Sure, the cars have running boards and California
still hangs its killers, but the vibe? Timeless. Cool as a cat named Clinker.