The Case of the Fiery Fingers
– Erle Stanley Gardner
Erle Stanley Gardner
turned out 80-some novels starring lawyer Perry Mason. There’s bound to be a
few clunkers. So, chary readers new to Gardner may wonder which is a good ‘un.
I’d highly recommend The Case of the Fiery Fingers
(1951).
A practical nurse tells
Perry that she suspects that a husband is going to do in his invalid wife. She
asks Perry’s advice on how to prevent the murder. The sneaky husband, however,
gets the drop on the LPN by having her arrested for theft. In an outstanding
courtroom scene in Chapter Five, Perry defends his client by hilariously
twisting a witness in knots. Chapter Five is one of the longest and best
chapters Gardner ever wrote.
The invalid wife is indeed
ushered out of this vale of tears before her time. Perry defends the victim’s
sister, who is looking at the gas chamber like a rabbit looks at headlights.
As Perry gets ready for the trial, the despondent client is no help at
all. Other client and police shenanigans must be endured by Perry, his
secretary Della Street, and the PI Paul Drake.
Gardner’s strong point is
his ability to tell a story briskly and concisely with a minimum of character
development, stripped down exposition, and tons of dialogue. While his novels
have flashes of humor, Gardner is not a funny guy. But in The Case of the Fiery Fingers
he’s uncharacteristically droll. He describes Paul’s typical posture:
“Drake jackknifed himself into the overstuffed chair, swung his knees up over
the arm, clasped his hand behind his head, and eyed Mason with a bored
indifference that was completely deceptive.”
Perry speeds and turns
recklessly so Paul drives. But in one scene Della drives as maniacally as
Perry. “You’re hitting fifty and not giving a damn about anything” Paul yelps.
Della coolly replies “Well, I get you there in less time, so you don’t suffer
so long, Paul.”
Besides respecting women
who drive as expertly as Danica Patrick, Gardner liked a healthy woman with a
healthy appetite. Della orders “a nice thick steak done medium rare, a stuffed,
baked Idaho potato with lots of butter, some toasted French bread, a bottle of
Tipo Chianti . . .” Ah, 1951 – when only health food enthusiasts worried about
carbs.
Also, along “good old
days” lines, this novel has keen retro expressions like “the little
minx,” “as tough as taxes,” and “set one’s cap on somebody.” The
characters sport evocative names like Nathan, Imogene, Harvey, Virginia,
Georgiana and Marta.
Readers toying with the
idea of reading a Perry Mason novel won’t go wrong with The Case of the Fiery Fingers.