On the 15th of every month, we deal with a topic related to Our Favorite Lawyer.
The Case of the Fugitive Nurse - Erle Stanley Gardner, 1954
Doctor Summerfield Malden was killed in a plane accident, flying himself to a convention of surgeons in SLC. Widow Steffanie Malden, not exactly prostrated with grief, is visiting Perry Mason’s office with probating the will pronto on her mind. She’s concerned that the good chest cutter was being investigated by the IRS. The tax collectors are curious about businesses that take in large amounts of cash from patients, and wondering if his books smell a little off.
She’s also concerned, though not as much compared to money, that the doctor at 52 years old, the dangerous age, was carrying on a love affair with his 27-year-old head nurse and office manager Gladys Foss. Her husband’s philandering, she says, is to be understood as partly physical - Foss turns heads - but partly business too. That is, Nurse Foss was perhaps helping him cook the books to fool the taxman.
To Mason, it makes no sense for an eminent and successful surgeon to risk his reputation and professional standing for the doubtful benefit of evading taxes. The widow persuades Mason to visit an apartment love nest the doctor had and look for $100,000 in unreported cash. Bear in mind, $100,000 in 1954 is equivalent to $950K in today’s money.
In her interview with Mason, Gladys Foss says that the doctor lacked business sense. He just used office petty cash as his personal piggy bank. He would accept cash payments from patients and put the bills in his pocket. He knew what he was doing all the time. Gladys points out he worked all the time and had little time to cultivate a happy life. Gladys also puts out the supposition that she might have embezzled funds to play the ponies. Just supposing, mind.
Perry Mason then falls into a cunningly baited trap. There is no trace of $100,000 in cash in the apartment Old Steff talked of but there is an empty open wall safe. But he decides he has to protect the conniving client Steffanie Malden or she may turn against him with circumstantial evidence that points to him as the thief of $100,000. The DA Hamilton Burger accuses Stef of cooking up the accident that killed her husband and Mason tries to muddy the identity of the corpse. Gladys Foss has crucial information, but can’t be found.
Gardner goes on longer digressions than usual in this outing. In an idea still provocative today, Gardner bluntly claims that the presumption of innocence doesn’t mean anything to the police and prosecutors. Cops routinely lie to people of interest in order to get them to betray confederates. Yeah, I know criminals can’t be treated like nice little ladies and gentleman, but it’s hard to shake the feeling that it’s an ugly place to be lied to by the bad guys and be lied to by the guys that are supposed to protect us from the bad guys. Gardner’s point remains: people need to keep their mouth shut and get attorneys if life plays a dirty trick on them and then end up in the criminal justice meat grinder.
Notes: The pandemic killed dead my part-time job of teaching ESL so my instructor’s inclinations and ways have to come out somehow. Following is a glossary of terms used in this novel for people under 50 and non-native speakers of English. Both groups may lack knowledge of 1954 and its idioms and its cultural touchstones and assumptions. Glossing was for my own amusement but done in the forlorn hope that old-school mysteries won’t become inaccessible simply because their vocabulary becomes quaint, opaque, embarrassing or obsolete. This novel, by the way, was published in February 1954, after being serialized in the weekly magazine Saturday Evening Post between September and November 1953.
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You can
bet on that! You can be certain that that
will happen!
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hazel
eyes. Brown eyes with green or gold in the iris. People argue exactly what
this color is.
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I believe
in crossing bridges when I come to them. Not worry about problems until
they come up.
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He kept
his own counsel. Say nothing about one’s thoughts, feelings, beliefs or
plans
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Void in
case of suicide. If someone dies by suicide in the first two years of
holding the insurance policy, most companies will not pay the death benefit for
beneficiaries.
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approach
a subject. Get closer to talking about a topic.
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alert. wide-awake.
Giving close attention to a topic or situation.
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snoop /
snoopy. A person who secretly investigates somebody’s private life / being
nosy, having too much curiosity about somebody’s else’s affairs
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keep an
eye on. Keep under close observation.
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watch
like a hawk. Watch very carefully
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live
under an assumed name. Live under a fictitious name to disguise yourself.
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photostatic
copy. An old form of copying documents
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$5,000
for a year’s rent. $416 per month in 1954 is the equivalent of about $4200
in 2022. That would get you a luxury apartment nowadays; the average apartment
rent in LA now is about $2500.
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love nest.
A place where two lovers spend time together, especially in secret.
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CRestline-6-9342.
By about the end of the 1960s, telephone companies stopped using names and went
to phone numbers using only numerals. In the LA there were CRestview and CRestwood,
which would now be 27-X-XXXX.
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a lax
attitude. Not caring about an attentive attitude or high standards.
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dot the
i’s and cross the t’s. Pay great attention to details.
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expose (show)
my hand. Tell my plans or beliefs clearly. A poker term.
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play
cards close to one’s chest. Keep your plans, ideas hidden from other
people. Another poker term.
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morbid
curiosity. Having an interest in death, violence, accidents, extreme
events.
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It cost
real money. Money in a large, significant amount.
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Paul: The
plot thickens! Perry: It’s curdled. Paul uses a cliché to mean the
situation becomes more complicated, but Perry makes a play on words to mean the
situation becomes worse or more suspicious.
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He looked
ahead. Think about what will happen in the future.
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That’ll clinch
things. It will settle or conclude a situation.
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He cut it
fine. Gave little time to do something.
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Keeping
appointments. ESG was given to suggesting advice for being a competent
human being. He probably knew that some percentage of his readership needed all
the help and advice they could get.
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Mason
raised his eyebrows. This body language expresses surprise or disapproval
or asks for more details. Gardner used this expression very often.
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cut the
Gordian knot. To solve a difficult problem in a very direct way by doing
something forceful or extreme. According to an ancient legend, Gordius, the
king of Phrygia, tied a knot that nobody could untie. It was said that if
anyone untied it, they would become the next ruler of Asia. When Alexander the
Great heard this, he solved the problem by cutting through the knot with a
sword.
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Umpty
thousand dollars. Umpteen is used more frequently these days to mean many, a lot of.
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Get this
straight. You had better understand this correctly
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Drake
tapped his code signal. the classic "Shave and a Haircut"
rhythm.
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No dice.
He refused my request
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veterans.
Experienced employees, though usually survivors of wars.
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a
ticklish job. A job with many problematic details, many possibilities to go
wrong.
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keep an
ace in the hole. Another poker term. To not use an advantage or talent
until the proper time.
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A lawyer
is at the mercy of his clients. Be completely in the control of
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get your
feet wet. Get into trouble.
·
to shadow.
To follow, usually secretly
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You’ll
have to steal $100,000 to break even. To reach a point when you recover
your investment / costs and start making a profit.
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call off
your men. Tell them their job is done, is cancelled.
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scout the
place. To look over, explore a place to gather information about it.
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play for
keeps in this game. Perform seriously, with determination to win, without
mercy
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loaded to
the gills. Be very full. “I ate so much that I felt ~.”
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lead with
one’s mouth. To reveal information without thinking carefully
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give (a
place) a going-over. To search a place to gather information about it.
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kick
about. Complain.
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hate the
ground somebody walks on. To hate somebody very much. A harsh expression.
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have in
common. Have the same feature, or like similar things to somebody else
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pulchritude.
CH is K as in “chemistry.” An old word for physical attractiveness, especially
when talking of women
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Mason
raised his eyebrows. ESG likes this expression.
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Far be it
for me to ~. I am not the kind of person who ~. I am not criticizing but ~.
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cool,
calm, and collected. Old idiom meaning not upset
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broad-minded.
Not easily shocked and in the Fifties this often meant not offended especially at other people’s unconventional
sexual behavior.
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get your hooks
into. To control or influence
somebody strongly. The reference is to a fish caught on a hook, powerless
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display
to great advantage. Show in the best way.
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have a
hand in something. Be involved in something
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hand a
line. To explain or give excuses that sound believable but are false
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slip.
Mistake.
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rattlebrain.
An unreliable or thoughtless person
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stall
people off. Make people wait, usually with weak excuses.
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play the
ponies. Gamble on horse races.
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bookie.
A bookmaker, one who takes bets on sporting events.
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I
wouldn’t lift a finger to help her. Usually used in the negative, I would
not make a sacrifice, do anything for ~
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The fat’s
in the fire. There’s trouble in the future.
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It’s all
fixed. Arranged, ready.
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barge
into. Interrupt, intrude, disturb, enter a situation where nobody wants you
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louse up.
Cause a problem.
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dog tired.
Very tired.
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tip off.
Warn.
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break.
Advantage, benefit, especially brought by good luck.
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plunge.
To place bets recklessly, gamble heavily.
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Hairline
moustache. A very thin strip of hair. Not a popular style in 2022.
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You’re
telling me. I know this already and I agree.
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No need
to get sore. Don’t get angry. Don’t be too sensitive.
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gravy.
Profit.
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Checks are
poison. Something risky, harmful, destructive that must be avoided.
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Know the
ropes. Be experienced in the proper procedures. This expression may be from
sailing where ropes and sails are needed to steer the boat or ship.
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Put a
nick in you. Damaged you professionally. made you lose money.
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make a
pass. Indicate romantic or sexual interest, usually physically.
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be as
thick as thieves. Very close, friendly.
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back up
(an assumption). Support.
·
the ghost
of ~. A small sign or possibility of
~.
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Rush in
where angels fear to tread. To rush into a difficult or dangerous situation
without thinking about possible bad results. This is from a proverb “Fools rushin ~.”
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Forehead
furrowed in thought. Wrinkles in the forehead show that somebody is
thinking hard.
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a fatal
mistake/weakness. Perry makes a mistake that puts the cops onto his client.
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continuance.
A postponement of court business.
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smell
around. Investigate.
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fight
tooth and nail. Fight very hard.
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She as
good as admitted to me. Very nearly. Almost.
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skirmish
around. Have a brief argument or discussion.
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sweet
position. Drake is being sarcastic here because it is a not an excellent
position.
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It’s a
cinch that ~. Certain, a sure thing.
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give an
out with the income tax people. Provide somebody with an excuse or way to
escape.
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vanish
without a trace. Disappear completely, so that nobody can find evidence of
where you went
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a hunch. A feeling that something is going to
happen.
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skip out.
Run away, escape, leave in a quick secret way
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I’m not
gonna buy that. I don’t believe it.
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acerbity.
Sharpness. Strictness, sternness we would expect in a judge.
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make a
name for one’s self. Perform is such a way as to become well-regarded,
famous.
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fix the
time. Determine the time for a meeting or event.
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criminalistics.
As a subset of forensic sciences, the reconstruction of crimes and analysis of
physical evidence for use in criminal proceedings.
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I don’t
know if I had any say in that. I had no authority in that situation or
influence in that decision.
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Jack of
all trades. A person who can do many jobs skillfully.
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There
will be no interchange of personalities in this court. Critical remarks, personal
recriminations, disapproving comments. This expression is usually used in the
negative and is still used in professional life, especially meetings, “Let’s
not have any personalities.”
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caffeine
tablets and whiskey. This seems an unlikely combination to use to stay
alert enough to fly a plane, but artificial study aids such as Red Bull and
vodka are out of my experience.
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His face a
mask of judicial impassivity. ESG’s favorite expression, used at least once
in every novel.
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tip our
hand. Reveal our plans.
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dope ring.
Criminal gang that sells drugs.
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state
boldly. Say confidently.
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accept at
face value. Accept and believe without thinking much about it very deeply
·
throw a
monkey wrench into the machinery. To deliberate plan to mislead or confuse
or sabotage.
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It gives
me the creeps. We say this when we feel uneasy at somebody’s strange
behavior
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feather
their own nest. Make money illegally or at someone else's expense.
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blunder.
Mistake, error
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go out of
your way to ~ . Make a special effort to ~.
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What’s
cooking? Old slang for What’s happening.
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be burned
up. Be very angry.
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She
studied him thoughtfully. Attentively, in this case. Sometimes it means kindly
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I’m
afraid I don’t understand. Please explain.
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I’ve been
crucified on the cross of ~. Criticized or mistreated severely. Put in a
terrible disadvantageous position. A very old-fashioned expression.
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hatch up
(a plan). Develop, usually in secret.
·
hook.
Steal
·
slave
away. Work really hard.
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Worrying
and stewing. Stew means worry, usually alone and due to the action of
others.
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embitter.
And old word not used much now, meaning cause someone to feel resentful (bitter,
hostile)
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living
like a nun. Living with no romantic or sexual relationships.
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Nothing
doing. There is no chance of agreement or success.
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governor.
A speed controller, a device used to measure and limit the speed of an engine
on a taxi, truck, or car.
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a
complete heel. Total jerk. We use "complete" with negative things like fool, racist, idiot but also positive things like gentleman, cook.
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double
cross. A betrayal of someone with whom one is supposedly cooperating.
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shenanigans.
Dishonest activity. A wonderful word from Irish / Erse.
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You’re
not telling me anything (new). I already know everything you are talking
about.
·
give you
the heave-ho on ~. Get you into trouble about ~.
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The
Devil! Hang it! Old expressions of surprise and annoyance.
·
a raft of
~. A large number of ~.
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What do
you make of it? What is your opinion of it?
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laughing
stock. A person subjected to general mockery or ridicule.
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launching
a haymaker at Mason. Throwing a fist punch at Mason.
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steal
thunder. To take attention or praise or success away from someone else.
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pull a
rabbit out of a hat. Do something unexpected but clever in order to solve a
problem
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estimable.
Worthy of respect. An old word, not much used.
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make a
job of it. Do a thorough job.
·
raise
hell. Complain energetically.
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Darwin
Kirby, Horace L. Redfield, Dr. Reedley Munger. ESG liked to name
professionals with elaborate pompous names.
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make up
out of whole cloth. To develop an explanation based on no evidence
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one iota
of truth. Any scintilla of evidence. Having tiny amount of ~.
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good
faith. Honesty or sincere intention.
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sweat.
To interrogate.
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put two
and two together. To come to a correct guess by putting information
together
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make
whoopee. Have a wild celebration. Also, have sex, so this old-fashioned
expression is risky to use
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