Monday, December 22, 2025

Perry Mason 105: An Inevitable Trio

Note: Smog-bound Los Angeles or fog-bound Scottish Highlands; gavels or wands - the props change, the blueprint doesn’t. Gardner’s hard-boiled legal melodramas and Rowling’s ornate fantasy epics share a structural DNA.

An Inevitable Trio

If Perry Mason strolled into Hogwarts, it wouldn’t feel odd - it would feel like two worlds built on the same blueprint. Both Perry and Harry are steady centers in chaotic universes, moral compasses in systems designed for drama. Their victories aren’t lucky breaks; they’re the natural rhythm of stories where triumph is expected.

Each hero works inside a rule-bound arena - courtroom or classroom - where the rules mostly exist to be bent. Mason spars with tricky clients and the grinding gears of justice; Harry faces school bullies, magical threats, and a villain whose name no one wants to say. Both win with a mix of nerve and brains.

Behind them stand the real anchors: Della Street and Hermione Granger. They’re the quiet architects of order - smart, practical, and allergic to nonsense. Hermione’s encyclopedic mind and moral clarity keep Harry from rashness; Della’s calm precision keeps Mason from missteps. Call them pragmatic idealists: loyal, sharp, and always ready with the "what about ..." question that saves the day.

Then there are the faithful retainers: Paul Drake and Ron Weasley. They’re comic relief with a core of steel - Ron’s lovable blunders and Paul’s rumpled charm hide unwavering loyalty. They remind us that friendship and dependability matter, as well as their calling to mind BooBoo and Bess Marvin*, the nervous sidekicks we liked in childhood.

These stories are morality plays dressed as genre fiction, built on a three-part orbit: the hero as the sun, the trusted advisor as the moon, and the loyal friend as the satellite. Each keeps the system from spinning into chaos - and keeps the audience coming back for more.


* Bess Marvin is a beloved sidekick in the Nancy Drew books, known as Nancy's loyal, fashionista, timid best friend, often alongside George Fayne, bold tomboy ever ready for action, with Nancy, of course, playing Wise Mind, balancing the extremes of her sidekicks.

Friday, December 19, 2025

Perry Mason 104: Bedrooms Have Windows

Note: This is the twelfth Cool and Lam novel, written by Erle Stanley Gardner under his A.A. Fair alias. Published in 1956, it’s been out of print in the U.S. so long it probably qualifies for Social Security, though Mastermind Books in India gave it a second life in 2009. I’ve read half a dozen Perry Mason titles from Mastermind, and only one was so mangled by typos and punctuation crimes that it read like a phishing attempt from someone who failed the course Mechanics of Written English twice.

Bedrooms Have Windows – Erle Stanley Gardner writing as A.A. Fair.

Meet Cool and Lam: she’s brass and bluster, he’s brains and magnetism. the running joke is that they turn routine jobs into chaos for reasons unique to their characters- and this case is no exception.

This time, Lam’s “routine” trailing assignment goes sideways the minute he crosses paths with a woman who’s pure dynamite in a pocket-sized frame. She’s got taffy-colored hair, eyes like melted chocolate, and curves that could make a Zen acolyte sweat. Lam knows better than to get personal with a person of interest, but circumstances are out of his power to influence. Both The Girl and Lam bribe the waiter to disguise ginger ale as scotch. They watch each other through fake-tipsy eyes and book a motel room under circumstances that would make a divorce lawyer grin and shrug. 

What starts as a playful charade turns deadly before dawn. Then come the noises in the night - gunshots? Backfiring truck? Either way, Lam’s in deep.

From there, the story kicks into high gear: prowlers, peeping toms, cheating spouses, and a murder that drags Lam into a whirlpool of lies, fear, and death. Bertha stomps in, all noise and suspicion, while Lam juggles mean cops, genial bully boys, and a femme fatale. Gardner spins the plot like his reputed plot wheel - every chapter another reversal, every clue a trapdoor. Just when you think you’ve got a bead, the floor drops out.

What makes this one rock isn’t just the twists - though there are plenty - but the atmosphere. Gardner lingers over settings more than usual for a Cool & Lam book and a whole lot more than a Mason novel: smoky bars, anonymous motels, Monterey houses that all tell forlorn stories. It’s a nice shift from the usual headlong rush, giving the chaotic unfolding of incident a backdrop that feels lived-in. 

The last third is sheer adrenaline. Lam’s boxed in, the stakes climbing, the clock ticking. You know he’ll wriggle free - he always foils the cops’ ambition to put him away for keeps - but for a few pages it feels like the walls are closing in for good. Sure, the explanation wobbles in spots, but that’s part of the charm: Gardner wants fans surprised, and we're willing to play along.

Bottom line? This is Gardner at his best - a must-read for fans and a perfect start for newcomers.

Tuesday, December 16, 2025

Perry Mason 103: TCOT Haunted Husband

Note: I think Erle Stanley Gardner’s best period with his series character Perry Mason was the Thirties and Forties. The book reviewed this month is from 1936 and features Our Favorite Lawyer skating on thin ethical ice. Closer to his pulp roots, Mason is more hard-boiled than he was to be after WWII when he became dapper and unflappable in the prosperous Fifties.

The Case of the Haunted Husband – Erle Stanley Gardner

The world is on fire in the run up to WWII, but in California, the war against The Little Guy plays out - quiet, insidious, and dangerous. Stephanie Claire, young and determined, has learned early that dreams shatter easily. Fired from her hat-check job for refusing her boss’s wandering hands, she sets out for Los Angeles, hitchhiking toward the promise of Hollywood. It’s a brave move, full of risk both predictable and not.

On a dusty Bakersfield road, a sleek sedan pulls up. Behind the wheel is a man with charm to burn and liquor on his breath. He offers her a drink, and Stephanie, wary but pragmatic, takes a sip. Better to keep him amiable. But the car becomes a trap. His hands reach for her, the wheel jerks, and in an instant, metal screams against metal. When the wreckage settles, another driver lies dead. Stephanie is found at the wheel, the car stinking of whiskey. The handsy driver has vanished like smoke. And now, Stephanie faces a charge of negligent homicide.

One of life’s dirty tricks, I’d call it. And I’d be right.

The car belongs to Jules Homan, a Hollywood power player - writer, producer, untouchable. He claims it was stolen. Stephanie’s story sounds thin against his polished denials. Hollywood looms over the case like the meanest company town ever, its influence stretching into every corner. Even the police tread carefully, careers dangling on invisible strings that are pulled with impunity.

Enter Perry Mason. Drawn by the scent of injustice, Mason takes the case - not for glory, but because he cannot resist a fight where the odds are stacked and the stakes are mortal. Gardner paints Mason as more than a lawyer; he’s a sage in a gray suit, a man who understands that truth is rarely clear and never simple. His exchanges with Lt. Tragg crackle with tension - Tragg, fair but rigid, Mason, a Stoic with a taste for rule-breaking. Della Street and Paul Drake shoulder heavy loads here: Paul grumbling at the imponderable risks, Della steady and luminous, the heartbeat of Mason’s world. Ham Burger is absent, and the courtroom scenes, though brief, carry weight.

The plot coils and twists. Gardner’s writing loosens at times - threads left dangling, conversations that wander - but those digressions reveal character, motive, point of view. They remind us why Gardner ruled the mystery world of the 1940s, why the public couldn't get enough Perry Mason. Gardner understood ambition, corruption, and the hope that keeps us doing the work of human beings.

For fans and newcomers alike, this is Perry Mason at his most human - and Gardner at his most incisive. It was the Thirties, the pulps, both tough as taxes.

Saturday, December 13, 2025

Perry Mason 102: Bride of the Gorilla

Note: In 1951 Raymond Burr appeared in eight movies. Was he desperate for work and eager to be in Bride of the Gorilla though the title implies it would be a forgettable horror B-movie? Or did he simply like the script, which has a Heart of Darkness thing going, i.e. the unfortunate psychological effects of isolation and the harsh realities of the jungle? Legend says Burr wanted the part but the producer thought he was too heavy. Barbara Payton, who played the female lead in the movie, went to bat for Burr and threatened to walk off the movie if they didn’t hire him. Burr did the risky water fast to shed weight and he landed the part. 

Bride of the Gorilla
1951 / 1:10
Tagline: “Her clothes torn away, screaming in terror!”
[internet archive]

Three expats sweat through a nameless South American jungle: a plantation owner, his knockout wife, and a straw boss are locked in a love triangle.

A local witch, furious over her daughter’s ruin, brews a poison that’s pure revenge. The straw boss gulps it down - and starts thinking he’s a gorilla. Or maybe he is. 

When it comes to sci-fi or fantasy flicks, I’ve got two rules: don’t insult my intelligence and keep the actors’ dignity intact. Godzilla nailed it - real fear, real stakes, and actors who looked like they believed every word. Here? The script leans hard on the just-world fallacy: nature will even the score. Sounds profound on a fortune cookie, but here it’s half-hearted. Real danger comes from guilt, fever, and human frailty - not cosmic balance.

Do the actors keep their dignity? The title had me braced for melodrama, and I wasn’t wrong. Barbara Payton glows like neon - brooding, dancing alone, the perfect idle expat wife who needs a hobby like trading English for Spanish lessons or cultivating bromeliads. Raymond Burr? Solid as ever, selling the slide from ordinary lust to jungle obsession. Leaner here, he moves with Mitchum-like menace. Carol Varga smolders as the local flower whose heart gets broken, to her mother's rage.

Bottom line: this isn’t science or magic - it’s payback dressed in spells and potions. The jungle doesn’t forgive, and neither does conscience. The film aims for profundity, misses, but Burr’s grit and Payton’s shimmer keep it from sinking into camp. Call it sweaty noir with a supernatural twist - strictly for curiosity seekers like us hardcore readers and film noir buffs.

As for the connection with the Perry Mason TV series, veteran actor Tom Conway plays the urbane doctor who, understandably, carries a tortch Barbara Payton. He appeared once on Perry Mason in  TCOT Simple Simon (4/2/64) and it was his last appearance on TV. He played an alcoholic actor, Guy Penrose. Conway died at the age of 62 in 1967 from liver damage caused by long-term abuse of alcohol.


Pre-Mason Raymond Burr
Please Murder Me (1956) [internet archive] [my review]
I Love Trouble (1948) [internet archive] [my review]
Sleep My Love (1948) [internet archive] [my review]
Ruthless (1948) [internet archive] [my review]
Pitfall (1948) [internet archive] [my review]
Walk a Crooked Mile (1948) [internet archive] [my review]
Raw Deal (1948) [internet archive] [my review]
Station West (1948) [my review]
Red Light (1949) [internet archive] [my review]
Abandoned (1949) [internet archive] [my review]
Borderline (1950) [internet archive] [my review]
Unmasked (1950) [internet archive] [my review]
The Whip Hand (1951) [internet archive [myreview]
Bride of the Gorilla (1951) [internet archive[my review]

Monday, December 8, 2025

Exploding! Like a gun in your face!

Kansas City Confidential
1952 / 1:39
Tagline: “Exploding! Like a gun in your face!”
[internet archive]

He’s an ex-con with a past that won’t stay buried. Kansas City cops tagged him as a person of interest in a million-dollar bank job. No charges, no conviction - but the stink stuck. Now he’s got a plan to clean up his name and maybe make a buck doing it. He slips into the skin of a dead bank robber, aiming to infiltrate the gang that pulled the heist, sniff out the loot, and cash in on the insurance company’s reward. It’s a long shot, but it’s all he’s got.

Complication walks in wearing lipstick and carrying a law textbook. She’s sharp, ambitious, and not buying his cover story. He keeps her in the dark, but she knows he’s sitting on something big. Love and lies don’t mix well, but he’s already in too deep.

The casting sells the whole thing. John Payne, tall and built like a linebacker, plays the lead with just the right mix of brains and brawn. He talks fast, hits hard, and looks like he’s been through hell and came out one mean hombre. Coleen Gray, as the girlfriend, nails the role of a law student - smart, articulate, and not easily fooled. Preston Foster plays the bitter ex-cop with a chip on his shoulder and a vendetta against the system that chewed him up and spit him out. He’s got a grudge against insurance companies and the political machine that cost him his badge.

The trio of crooks are pure pulp. Neville Brand’s face looks like it’s been through a meat grinder - he’s the kind of guy who’s been beaten so many times he forgot how to flinch. Lee Van Cleef is all sharp angles and sneers, a human ferret who mocks women for falling for him. Jack Elam, sweaty and twitchy, seems like he could snap any second. These guys live for the rush - crime, booze, cards, and chaos. They know the endgame: the chair, the gas chamber, or a rope around the neck.

The film’s atmosphere is pure noir. Payne’s war hero knows medals don’t buy coffee. Cops beat him bloody trying to force a confession, then shrug when they realize he’s clean: “These things happen.” Van Cleef roughs him up over a misunderstanding and mutters, “It just fell out that way.” Victimizers always act like invisible fate pulled the trigger. Payne’s got the final word: “I know a sure cure for a nosebleed - a cold knife in the middle of the back.”

Sure, the plot’s a stretch - three hardened criminals follow a stranger to Mexico. But once you swallow that, the rest is gravy. A few quibbles: a woman in skin-darkener playing Mexican, and no clue how Payne bankrolls his trip south. Still, the twists keep coming, and the silences speak volumes.

Friday, December 5, 2025

The Nones of Perry Mason 101

 Note: Bertha Cool and Donald Lam are mismatched private eyes in Erle Stanley Gardner’s offbeat mysteries written under the pen-name of A.A. Fair. Cool’s tough, practical, and money-hungry; Lam’s wiry, brainy, and clever. Together they tackle scams, murders, and human folly with sharp dialogue, twisted plots, and plenty of friction - more psychology than procedure, always fast and unpredictable.

Fools Die on Friday – A. A. Fair

The story kicks off in the cramped office of Cool & Lam, where the air smells of trouble. Carlotta walks in looking like she’s got a secret she doesn’t want to share. Says her uncle’s wife, Daphne, is planning to slip her husband a poison pill that’ll put him six feet under. She wants Bertha and Donald to stop the poison from hitting the bloodstream.

Lam takes the case like a guy who smells a rat and wants to see the whiskers. He figures Carlotta’s playing her own game, and he’s not wrong. Bertha warns him to keep his nose clean and his hands off anything that’ll make the client squawk. Lam ignores her and dives headfirst into the mess. His way of stopping the poison? Carlotta and the reader have to admit - it’s clever, even if it blows up in his face.

Then the bodies start piling up. Two murders, and the cops come sniffing like bloodhounds. Enter Frank Sellars, a detective who’s all grit and no grin. He’s old-school, hates amateurs, and Lam’s his favorite punching bag. Bertha, who’s got a yen for staying out of jail, cozies up to Sellars and leaves Lam twisting in the wind. She doesn’t want Lam behind bars, but she’s not about to go down with him either.

Sellars plays rough. He thinks Lam’s a liar even when he’s telling the truth, and a choir boy when he’s spinning yarns. Lam’s got that knack for looking innocent while he’s pulling stretchers, and it drives Sellars nuts.

This one’s a little different from the usual Gardner fare. Longer than most - about 270 pages in the Dell edition - but it moves like a getaway car. The plot’s tight, the action fast, and you don’t feel the extra weight. Bertha and Lam are at each other’s throats more than usual, and Bertha’s ready to toss Lam under the bus if it keeps her in the cops’ good books. Lam, as always, attracts a city woman - Ruth Otis - because she thinks Lam’s both “nice” and “hard as concrete,” which is Gardner’s way of saying she’s in trouble and knows she needs help.

Cool & Lam stories aren’t about dusting for prints or playing Sherlock. They’re about people - crooked, clever, and sometimes just out of their depth - getting tangled in their own schemes. Gardner knows the score: people are a cocktail of motives good and not, ingenuity, integrity, and boneheaded moves, shaken and served with a twist of unpredictability.

Wednesday, December 3, 2025

Lew Archer #1

The Moving Target – Ross Macdonald

It is 1949. Oil millionaire Ralph Sampson has dropped out of sight. His wife, confined to a wheelchair, hires PI Lew Archer to find out whether hubby Ralph is making illicit love with an able-bodied floozie or if he was kidnapped. Getting kidnapped is not in the course of daily life for millionaires, but Ralph has been in midlife crisis mode for a spell. So he has taken up with gurus, astrologers, and fortunetellers, the usual Southern California new-age types that help people work through issues of ethics and mortality for hefty fees.

I’m not sure that Macdonald cared that much about constructing a plausible plot with a steady tempo, but in this novel the plot is as tight as a tourniquet and the pace is hellish. No, I think Macdonald’s primary artistic interest was to construct a gallery of lowlifes around the hero so that Archer can comment on the human condition with his keen sense of right and wrong.

Archer is not a scold, however, since he makes mistakes and kicks himself around the block like earnest people will. With high standards (without being high-minded), a cool attitude, a little arrogance, his lines hit the mark and so does his ironic - but not too - humor.

The electric clock in the kitchen said twenty after four. I found a box of frozen oysters in the freezing compartment of the refrigerator and made an oyster stew. My wife had never liked oysters. Now I could sit at my kitchen table at any hour of the day or night and eat oysters to my heart’s content, building up my virility.

He is a skillful interrogator who knows how to elicit a range of responses from his subjects in order to squeeze information out of them. He even gets an alcoholic drunk to collect information from her so the end justifies the use of not always honest means. A depression and two world wars made people in the USA astute and detached and efficient and not always nice in their ways of getting on in life.

In terms of serious writing, Macdonald's style flowery, imaginative, metaphorical, enjoyable.

“Why not?” I said. “The night is young.” I was lying. The night was old and chilly, with a slow heartbeat. The tires whined like starved cats on the fog-sprinkled black-top. The neons along the Strip glared with insomnia.

All served with tasty dialogue like a greaseburger festooned with bacon.

“You’re taking this pretty seriously,” I said. “Why don’t you go one step further and take it to the police?”

“Trying to talk yourself out of a job?”

“Yes.”

The fast-paced investigation goes in all directions and a fireworks finale goes way beyond Miss Scarlett in the library with the rope. Macdonald was one for convolutions and surprises and that’s alright with me.

Monday, December 1, 2025

The Kalends of Perry Mason 100

Note: The 100th article with some connexion to Perry Mason - at this point, even I’m starting to suspect I’m the defendant. "Ya gotta believe me, Mr. Mason. He was dead when I got there!"

A Tribute to Barbara Pepper

The comedienne appeared in four episodes of Our Favorite Show, the classic TV courtroom drama Perry Mason.

In TCOT Vagabond Vixen (11/16/57) she is cast as the titular vixen’s mother who runs a diner in New Kingman-Butler, Arizona. When Perry ensconces her in an L.A. hotel room he says, “Your stay here is on me so get anything you want,” to which she replies, “That's good. I need a beer.” Snooty members of the upper-middle-class Paul and Perry exchange looks when Paul describes her as “the salt of the earth.” This was probably Pepper’s best part: she brims with life and punch, persuading us that she’s somebody who never lets the trials of life steal her joy for too long.

She was the Nosy Neighbor Witness in two outings: Mrs. Diamond in TCOT Violent Vest (4/29/61) and Mrs. Williamson in TCOT Prankish Professor (1/17/63). Mrs. Diamond, a floor-below neighbor, provides damning testimony that saw the accused around midnight carrying out men's clothing and saw a man entering or leaving her apartment many times. Next door neighbor Mrs. Williamson always takes her rake to the leaves not to Zenfully promote mindfulness and present-moment awareness but so that she can keep an eye on the comings and goings of residents of the other bungalows.

Our Barb is credited as “Fat Woman” in TCOT Left-Handed Liar (11/25/61). This “ripped from the headlines” episode exploits the real-life rise of the modern health club. Fueled by celery juice, Les Tremayne tyrannically runs Health House, a Vic Tanny-like fitness center, welcoming one and all, bodybuilders, housewives, or college students. Mean Girl Veronica Temple (Leslie Parrish) is taking four women through punishing calisthenics. Pepper’s Mrs. Dwyer tries but fails to touch her toes and moans pathetically “I simply can’t reach any lower, Miss Temple - it hurts!” “It’s supposed to hurt!” Veronica barks like Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket. Ah, the Sixties - when there was no gain without pain and it was still socially acceptable to mock the unfit.

Let’s Remember

Barbara Pepper’s story is a fascinating, bittersweet slice of entertainment history. In 1930, at just 15 years old, she signed a contract to become a chorus girl - a decision that shocked her parents. The notion that such a contract could hold legal weight without parental consent is almost unimaginable today. Yet, thanks to an agent who personally knew her father and persuaded the family to “let her try,” Barbara stepped onto the stage.

She didn’t just try - she dazzled. With striking beauty and a natural flair for dance and comedy, Barbara earned a coveted spot in the legendary Ziegfeld Follies of 1932 and later appeared in two seasons of George White’s Scandals. Her talent caught the eye of Eddie Cantor, who urged her to head west to Hollywood in 1933. Barbara followed that advice, chasing stardom with determination.

Hollywood stardom, however, proved elusive. Despite her gifts and relentless networking, Barbara never became a marquee name. Instead, she carved out a career in dozens of films - often in brief roles that showcased her looks, though occasionally she landed speaking parts in B-pictures like The Rogue’s Tavern and The Hollywood Stadium Mystery.

Tragedy struck in 1949 when her husband died in a car accident. Grief led Barbara down a difficult path of self-medication with alcohol. This struggle cost her dearly: even her longtime friend Lucille Ball hesitated to cast her as Ethel Mertz in I Love Lucy, fearing that adding another drinker to a set already coping with William Frawley’s issues would be too risky.

With two young children to support, Barbara turned to jobs in laundries and food service. Her once-glamorous figure changed, and her voice grew gravelly - a brass edge layered over years of hardship. Still, she kept working, appearing in small roles throughout the Fifties and Sixties. She even found a niche on television, most memorably as Arnold the Pig’s “mother” in about 30 episodes of Green Acres. Jerry Lewis admired her comedic style and cast her in several of his films.

But the toll of years - weight gain, drinking, and relentless struggle - undermined her health. Forced to leave Green Acres, Barbara’s heart gave out in 1969. She was only 54.

Barbara Pepper’s life reminds us that behind the glitter of show business often lies grit, heartbreak, and resilience. She never became the star she dreamed of being, but her story deserves to be remembered - not just for the roles she played, but for the courage she showed in a world that offered few second chances.

 

Sunday, November 30, 2025

European Reading Challenge #11

Farewell Espana: The World of the Sephardim Remembered - Howard M. Sacher

This history for the general reader provides informative overviews of Sephardic communal and intellectual history, with many colorful stories and asides of Sephardic scholars, traders, artisans, community leaders, and religious figures.

From about 711 to 1492 in the different kingdoms of Spain, Jews, Muslims, Roman Catholics lived together in comparative peace, though it must be said that the Christians were ever pushing south into Moorish territory. The Spanish, or Sephardic, Jews made up a large, prosperous, dynamic, learned community that even had its own language Ladino, a mixture of Old Spanish and Hebrew.

But by the 14th century living together gave way to shocking pogroms, such as the massacre in 1391, in which 30,000 Jewish people were killed. Then, the Inquisition began in the late 15th century. Sacher’s descriptions of the unfolding of this gory phenomenon are illuminating and blood-curdling.  In 1492 the Sephardic Jews were expelled from Spain by Ferdinand and Isabella and they spread throughout the Mediterranean littoral and the Ottoman Empire, as well as to Holland, England, the Western Hemisphere.

Sacher’s account of Balkan Sephardic communities during the Holocaust is especially enlightening albeit heart-wrenching. Sometimes he makes broad generalizations about large groups of people (mystical Balkan soul, etc.) but this is the only quibble I have with this compelling chronicle.

Thursday, November 27, 2025

You'll never see the target till the very end!

The Tall Target
1951 / 1:18
Tagline: “You'll never see the target till the very end!”
[internet archive]

Noir master Anthony Mann directed this terrific historical thriller. It tells the story of guarding Abraham Lincoln from assassins while he rode a train to Washington, D.C. via Baltimore (“a nest of secessionists”) for his first inauguration in 1861. Dick Powell plays the dedicated bodyguard whose self-appointed mission is to protect the President-elect.

Movie-making genius went into creating the images for this movie. Steam and smoke coming from the train. The cramped spaces of the train, both inside and out of passenger cars. The jumpy light emitted by swaying lanterns. Fight scenes in half-light; amazing is the scene where Powell is holding the head of a suspect in the path of a train wheel that might start at any moment in order to force information out of the treacherous bastard. The ‘end justifies the means’ violence is very post-World War II.

Which brings us to the noir mindset of the picture. Powell is self-appointed because his superiors, corrupt martinets to a man, have heedlessly disregarded overt threats to Lincoln. The American tendency to be always on the make is parodied by an obnoxious little boy. No matter the situation he asks, “What will you give me if I told you.” The greed for money and power drives a Northern major (Adolphe Menjou, duplicitous as usual) to take up sedition as a business practice. In the noir tradition of misdirection and betrayal, regular working guys (Leif Erickson) don’t look like hired killers and loyal union majors don’t look like traitors. Snappy noir dialogue delivered deadpan is also in place: “You don't need a doctor. Just a long box.”

The writing captures the restlessness of the period just before the Civil War. People are saying for the thousandth time the same tedious things about politics and the future of the country, never listening, hating the other side as if they were rats. Sectional divisions are in comments such as “Must all of you New Yorkers be so insufferably boorish” and “I know you think us Southerners a benighted people.” An Abolitionist (Florence Bates) betrays the activists’ tendency to see only problems and tropes, never people, when she asks an enslaved woman (Ruby Dee) tactless questions. Lincoln as a charismatic leader is captured when the bodyguard Powell observes, “I was only with [Lincoln] 48 hours, but when he left he shook my hand, thanked me, and wished me well. I was never so taken with a human man.”

The movie also examines the motives of would-be assassins. Southerners don’t want their way of life disrupted with free labor and are sure the tyrant Lincoln will start a war. Some fanatics are drawn into conspiracy and plots by the teenage boy’s immature taste for underground leagues with secret passwords and arcane handshakes. Thankfully, fanatics are not organizers and Powell says of an inept extremist “He wouldn't shoot off anything except his mouth.”

This is a marvelous example of film-making. Almost all of it takes place at night, lit by lanterns and lamps. No music adds to the tension. The acting is stellar.

Monday, November 24, 2025

Prize-winning Historical Novel

From The Guardian: Among the 2,000 UK adults surveyed, 85% were unaware that Britain forcibly transported more than 3 million Africans to the Caribbean, 89% did not know that Britain enslaved people in the Caribbean for more than 300 years, 63% support a formal apology to Caribbean nations and descendants of enslaved people – up 4% from 2024, and 40% support financial reparations, also reflecting a 4% increase from the previous year

Sacred Hunger - Barry Unsworth

This deadly serious novel won the prestigious Booker Prize in 1992. It is not only a historical novel about the 18th-century English slave trade - it is a work of moral excavation. It belongs to that rare class of fiction which attempts to examine the economic and ideological machinery of empire while also probing the psychological and spiritual costs exacted by its relentless operation.

Unsworth’s narrative, set against the backdrop of the triangular trade, is not content to merely dramatize the horrors of race-based chattel slavery. He is concerned with the broader implications: how the trade deformed the societies it touched, not only in West Africa, where it fomented internecine warfare and corrupted indigenous institutions, but also in England, where it infected the very language of commerce and law. The enslaved are not only victims of violence but of a system that rationalizes cruelty through euphemism and legalism.

The novel’s title is no accident. “Sacred hunger” refers not only to the literal hunger of the enslaved, but to the metaphysical hunger of the slavers - their greed, their need to justify their actions, their spiritual emptiness. Unsworth is at his most perceptive when he shows how this hunger is not confined to villains but is diffused across the social spectrum. The captain, the doctor, the investors - they are all implicated, all compromised.

There is a moment, early in the novel, when the captain and the ship’s doctor “touched glasses and drank, but it was the spirit of enmity they imbibed that afternoon, and both of them knew it.” This sentence is characteristic of Unsworth’s style: deceptively simple, yet freighted with irony and foreboding. He has a gift for the kind of prose that appears transparent but is in fact densely layered, drawing on both the rhythms of 18th-century English (Roderick Random) and the moral themes of the post-modern novel (Gravity’s Rainbow).

What distinguishes Sacred Hunger from the more conventional historical novel is its refusal to sentimentalize. The characters are not types but moral agents, often blind to their own motivations. The novel’s scope is epic, but its insights are intimate. Greed, obstinacy, despair - these are enduring elements of the human condition that are the fuel and exhaust of historical forces.

Unsworth’s achievement is to show how the slave trade a logical extension of a society built on profit, obedience and hierarchy. In this sense, Sacred Hunger is not only a novel about the 18th century - it is a novel about us.

Friday, November 21, 2025

Adventure Story

Red Anger – Geoffrey Household

This 1977 story is in the traditions of the British thriller and rural novel.

To escape a sticky situation in which a faithless politician is setting him up, Adrian Gurney takes on the identity of a Romanian defector. He teams up with Alwyn Rory, an MI5 operative on the run who been falsely accused of being in Soviet pay.

With Rory as the hinge, the first-person narrative by Gurney sidesteps the problem of many adventure stories: the me-me-me tone of the self-absorbed narrator. Beautifully evoked in this chase novel are the South Devon coast and Marlborough Downs.

In his 1939 minor masterpiece Rogue Male, Household had the hero lie doggo in an abandoned badger’s den and in this one too he has protagonists hide in a boyish rural refuge. Some scenes are so strange as to be barely plausible but this confusion is balanced by the useful message “Don’t let the ends justify the means.”

Tuesday, November 18, 2025

The Men who Make Murder Safe

Note: One wonders if Gail Patrick and Otto Kruger were friends because 20 years after they worked together on this movie, as executive producer Gail Patrick Jackson approved him being hired three times to appear on the classic Perry Mason TV series. The director of this movie was Robert Florey, who was proud to be the king of B-pictures at Paramount. Disdaining the slapdash work of Poverty Row, he brought as much creative discrimination and experimentation to directing B-movies as the money-mad pressures of the studio system would allow.

 Disbarred
1939 / 58 minutes
Tagline: “The Men who Make Murder Safe”
[internet archive]

Otto Kruger is a shyster lawyer for gangster Sidney Toler. Kruger is disbarred for being involved in the murder of a reformer. Settling in the natural landing spot for hustlers and charlatans, he then lures small-town lawyer Gail Patrick into the big bad city, dangling a position in a criminal law practice run by his henchman. Will square-shooting Patrick discover that her idealism is being exploited, her talents abused? Will she find her way to the DA’s office to prosecute malefactors with Robert Preston?

It's odd that though third on the billing Kruger is almost every scene. He suavely steals the show in a confident performance supported by a rich voice and snappy suits on his rail-thin build. Gail Patrick gets to wear fancy duds, accessories, and hats. She gamely does her best with bad lines like “I was dazzled by my own success so I didn’t notice what was going on.” A young Robert Preston has a singer’s smooth voice like Kruger. He does a creditable job as a determined prosecutor who “eats nails for breakfast.” Taking on this part just before playing the notorious Chinese detective, Sidney Toler balances an unidentifiable “European” accent with a repressed violence that we expect in an oily mob boss. He arrogantly calls everybody “My little brain trust,” “Boys and girls,” and “Sweetheart.”

On her own smart and fearless Gail Patrick can’t solve the problems of a confused culture that seems unsure if women ought to be allowed out of the house, much less practice criminal law.  “You ought to settle down and raise and family,” hectors her aunt whom she lives with. “Raising a family is pretty exciting.” “Why don’t you give up criminal law,” Robert Preston presses her. “It isn’t for a girl like you!” “Smart enough to ride on her looks,” observes Preston’s cynical boss, “Just like a woman.” The DA team predicts Patrick will do well in front of a jury since they are in a state that does not allow women to sit on a jury. The reference may be to Illinois, the last high-population northern state to modernize its system in - drum roll - 1939.

Some actions don’t make sense. It’s not clear why attention is carefully drawn to Toler taking a secretary’s pencil; is he just asserting power by stealing it or is he superstitious that the pencil retains the incriminating information it wrote? It seems strange for a criminal defense lawyer to express sincere dismay that the prosecutor didn’t seem to “appreciate” her argument and to ask the assistant DA in court “Why do you keep objecting all the time,” given our adversarial system of opposing sides arguing cases in court. As for the assassination, no secretaries, no clerks, no security guards, no cops are stationed in the outer office of the DA of a big city. And instead of throwing the murder weapon in the river, the killer and his cohorts leave the gun lying around where Patrick can find it. Sigh.

The script best serves the secretary to the crooked lawyer, Abbey (Helen MacKellar). She correctly predicts that the corny harmonica playing of a goon will land them in trouble. When a hambone actor instructs her on the story of Pygmalion and Galatea, she throws the more appropriate example Dr. Frankenstein and his monster into his face. When she warns the brain trust that Patrick’s character is no fool, Da Boyz laugh it off as one woman’s dislike and jealousy of a smarter woman.

The movie was directed by film noir pioneer Robert Florey so its look is the reason to spend an hour watching this, should fate permit. Though this is an early example of the style, the elements are in place. The subjective camera on Toler makes him look ominous. Scenes have wonderful interiors like lobbies of small-town hotels and imposing big-city courtrooms with blacks, whites, and grays and curious angles (the print at IA is VG).

Cool beyond my ability to describe is an all too brief scene of a jury room with two round ceiling lamps above the sweaty yelling members (all men).  In offices, background windows (sometimes floor to ceiling) provide striking light, with shadows of slats on the wall. Conversations are artistically framed in front of three different fireplaces. In confrontations pairs of characters move in and out of shadow. Brunette Patrick must have been covered in pounds of powder because her pale skin not only contrasts with her hair, but in a backless gown in a nightclub she seems to pop, like one of Edison’s vacuum bulbs.


Other Gail Patrick Movies: Click on the title to go to the review
·         If I Had a Million
·         The Phantom Broadcast
·         The Murders in the Zoo
·         Death Takes a Holiday
·         The Crime of Helen Stanley
·         Murder at the Vanities
·         The Preview Murder Mystery
·         My Man Godrey
·         Murder by Pictures
·         Artists and Models
·         King of Alcatraz
·         Wives Under Suspicion


Thursday, November 13, 2025

The Ides of Perry Mason 99

NoteContemporary TV dramas often rely on frequent recaps and flashbacks, catering to viewers who are half-distracted by their phones. By contrast, the classic Perry Mason series offers no such concessions: miss a few minutes, and you risk losing track of a crucial relationship or plot twist. The show assumes - and rewards - your full attention.

The Best Episodes of Season 6 (1962-63)

The Case of the Shoplifter's Shoe. Grown up Margaret O’Brien plays an earnest niece who feels compelled to clean up the messes of her batty aunt, played by Lureen Tuttle with her usual ease. O’Brien gets to do her signature crying and semi-hysteria both in a cell and on the stand. James Millhollin plays yet another fussbudget in a brief scene. So much fun. It’s satisfying to see actors playing the parts they are good at. But in a refreshing change, it’s also cool to see Leonard Nimoy playing an obnoxious hood who’s also an abusive husband. The fine acting makes up for unsound plot twists in a feverish episode.

The Case of the Witless Witness. A respected judge accepts the nomination to be Lt. Governor. We viewers must wonder why a gifted man of probity and integrity in an influential position of power would want such a ridiculous job as Lt. Governor. But we are distracted from these skeptical musings when the judge is accused of fraud and poisoning the witness against him. With the intensity of a movie, this is the most sophisticated episode in that it examines scams and corruption in high places during WWII, the spite of unrequited love, and the wages of overweening ambition. Robert Middleton plays the judge with an appealing blend of legal intellect and gravitas but lacking in emotional intelligence. Jackie Coogan plays a naughty fixer. Our buddy Vaughn Taylor has good scenes before he’s ushered from this vale of tears, sloppy drunk and babbling. This one is in my Top Five Fave Episodes.

The Case of the Double-Entry Mind (11/1/62). Clem “Sandy” Sandover is played by Stu Erwin, who used his basset hound face and manner to portray Every Man, from mild-mannered school principal to small town little guy. In this one he plays a conniving worm of a bookkeeper who has looted his company of $201,000. He has done so to win the affections of greedy sly Lita Krail, the office manager of the company. Erwin pulls out the stops in incredible scenes. In the famous in film noir Bradbury Building, his descent of a cool Art Deco staircase while his mini-tape recorder mocks him with his own voice symbolizes his descent into madness and violence. When he realizes that Lita has betrayed him he wails, “And I bought a sport coat!” Oddly enough, his wife is one who ends up defended by Perry. This episode is also in my Top Five Fave Episodes.

Honorable Mention: In TCOT Potted Planter, Constance Ford plays a scheming sister-in-law in a dramatic story of passions and hatreds in a small-town. In TCOT Velvet Claws, Patricia Barry plays a mendacious femme fatale who manages to stick with her bald-faced lies until merciless Perry breaks her down to a sobbing mess on the floor in the most amazing interrogation scene of all 271 episodes.  

Tuesday, November 11, 2025

Veterans Day 2025

Fortunate Son: The Healing of a Vietnam Vet - Lewis B. Puller, Jr.

In the first part of this autobiography, Puller tells how hard it was to be the son of the most decorated Marine in the in the history of the Corps, Gen. Lewis “Chesty” Puller Sr.  Talk about larger than life! Marines told Chesty stories such as the time Puller was shown the prototype of a flamethrower. He asked, “Where does the bayonet go?”

The second part covers Puller’s combat experience in Vietnam. Puller joined the Marines after graduating from the College of William and Mary in 1967. The following summer he married Linda, nicknamed Toddy. He was sent to Vietnam as a second lieutenant

After two months in the field - every day an eternity - on October 11, 1968 he stepped on a mine booby trap. “I had no idea,” he wrote, “that the pink mist that engulfed me had been caused by the vaporization of most of my right and left legs.” He lost parts of both hands and most of his buttocks and stomach too. Doctors later gave testimony before a pension benefit board that they had rarely seen any survivor who was as gravely wounded and disabled as Puller.

The next part of the book is about his physical therapy and the long road to the point where he could resume his life. As illness memoir, this will fascinate readers who are curious about physical therapy to rehab lower limb amputees. Puller tells funny stories about the antics of fellow patient Bob Kerrey, who was to pull antics of a Senatorial sort during the Clinton years. Puller became the proud father of two children. He earned a law degree at William and Mary in 1974 and went to work for the government in Veterans Affairs.

In 1978 he ran unsuccessfully as a Democrat for an eastern Virginia congressional seat. This section of the book is interesting too because it tells about the grind of a campaign, the chuckle-headedness of some voters and the spite and malice of politicians.

He ran against the canny and skillful Paul S. Trible, who later acted in the usual vindictive fashion of politicians by vetoing Puller for a job he could not have been more qualified to do. The strong appeal of this book is Puller’s willingness to name names.

Besides being a memoir of war, physical therapy, and politics, this is also an addiction memoir. He had bouts with survivor’s guilt, depression, alcoholism, and dependence on painkillers. His experience with a 12-step program - which he oddly does not name - will inspire readers. The memoir ends on a positive note.

This memoir was published to great acclaim in 1991. It won the Pulitzer Prize. Unfortunately, in the next couple of years Puller’s life unraveled because of clinical depression and relapse into alcohol and substance abuse. On May 11, 1994 Puller, at the age of 48, took his own life in his Alexandria, VA house.

Puller was buried in Arlington with full military honors. “He had fought his way out of so many holes,” Bob Kerrey told People magazine at the time. “In the end he couldn't fight his way out of the last one.”

Saturday, November 8, 2025

Happy Belated Birthday Philip MacDonald

Classic Whodunnit from the Golden Era. I don’t read mysteries from 1920s often. The writing is too stiff, the plots formulaic, the racism casual, the reveal too protracted. Born November 5 in 1900 was Philip MacDonald, British-born writer of faction and screenplays, best known for thrillers.

 The Rasp - Philip MacDonald

It was in the year of 1924 - a year not without its mystery milestones like Poirot Investigates - that a certain Philip MacDonald, a name now remembered only in the fringes of whodunnit fandom, first introduced to the reading public his series character, Colonel Anthony Gethryn. The tale, slender in length but labyrinthine in design, was the inaugural entry in a series that would, in time, see its protagonist softened and reshaped by the author’s pen. But here, in this first appearance, Gethryn is a creature of arrogance and loftiness, a man of government - though what precise department or duty he serves is left as vague as an ICE agent’s home address.

The plot is a tangled skein. A baronet of wealth and consequence is discovered most brutally murdered in his study - beaten, no less, as if by the hand of some vengeful god. No clue is apparent to the eye of the common man. But enter Gethryn, with his cold logic and sharper instincts, and the mystery begins to uncurl - though not without strain upon the reader’s credulity. The solution, when it comes, is far-fetched, and yet I confess I turned the pages with a kind of skeptical fascination.

In a moment of bravado, Gethryn concocts a tale to ensnare the killer - a tale involving doppelgängers, illegitimate heirs, and the switching of corpses. Alas, this fiction, bordering on parody of the nascent genre, proves more thrilling than the truth, which, when revealed, is disappointingly ordinary. One cannot help but wish the lie had been the reality.

The characters, I regret to say, don’t rise above caricature. Gethryn himself is not a man to inspire liking, and his sudden, unconvincing infatuation with a murder suspect - Miss Lucia, whose whiteness of complexion is described with such obsessive frequency that a hardcore reader begins to suspect the author of a peculiar bee in the bonnet - does little to endear him.

For a moment his eyes closed. Behind the lids there arose a picture of her face – a picture strangely more clear than any given by actual sight.

“You,” said Lucia, “ought to be asleep. Yes, you ought! Not tiring yourself out to make conversation for a hysterical woman that can’t keep her emotions under control.”

“The closing of the eyes,” Anthony said, opening them, “merely indicates that the great detective is what we call thrashing out a knotty problem. He always closes his eyes you know. He couldn’t do anything with ’em open.”

She smiled. “I’m afraid I don’t believe you, you know. I think you’ve simply done so much to-day that you’re simply tired out.”

“Really, I assure you, no. We never sleep until a case is finished. Never.”

Their romance, such as it is, unfolds with all the subtlety of a tightly-lace corset.

Elsewhere, we find Mr. Spencer Hastings, Gethryn’s friend, mooning over his secretary, whom he refers to as “that little white darling” - a phrase that might have passed unnoticed in 1924 but now strikes the post-modern ear with a clang. Indeed, the book is marred by the casual bigotries of its time. Anti-Semitic remarks are made without irony or rebuke, and a Jewish character is portrayed with all the offensive tropes of the era. It is a stain upon the narrative that no amount of literary merit can quite erase.

And yet, MacDonald writes with a certain fluency. His prose is never dull and his pacing is brisk. The country house setting, the locked-room mystery, the parade of suspects - all are handled with competence, if not brilliance, considering how early in the Golden Era of Whodunnits it was released. The final chapter, sad to report, is a ponderous affair: in the Dover edition I read sixty pages of explanation served only to belabor what the reader was told during the reveal.

In sum, this first case of Colonel Gethryn is a curiosity - flawed, dated, and at times distasteful, yet not without its charms. It is a relic of its age, and like many such relics, it is best approached with caution, context, and a generous measure of patience on the part of reading gluttons – me, us – who are interested the development of the whodunnit.

Wednesday, November 5, 2025

The Nones of Perry Mason 98

Note: Conventional wisdom claims that by 1960, 71 years and 80 novels down the pike, the creator of Perry Mason was past his prime. Some blame going over TV scripts for distracting Gardner from the novels, for the writing getting clunkier and stories more formulaic even by his own standards. Too true, I’ve found late-career Gardner a mixed bag. TCOT Troubled Trustee from 1965 is not worth reading but 1963’s TCOT Stepdaughter’s Secret and the last one from 1969 TCOT Fabulous Fake certainly are fun. This one is enjoyable too.

The Case of the Shapely Shadow – Erle Stanley Gardner

Janice Wainwright is a secretary with a secret: she’s in love with her boss, the worthless Morley Theilman. To avoid triggering his wife’s jealousy, Janice plays the wallflower - dressing down, staying quiet. But when she walks into Perry Mason’s office with a locked briefcase and a wild story, things get weird fast.

Della Street, Mason’s razor-sharp assistant, convinces him to take Janice’s case. Janice suspects Theilman is being blackmailed by someone named A.B. Vidal. She wants to open the briefcase  - legally - before dropping it in a train station coin locker. Mason cracks it open: it’s stuffed with cash. They document the serial numbers, stash the case, and mail the key to Vidal.

Next day, Mason and PI Paul Drake stake out the locker. Too late—the briefcase is gone. Then Janice vanishes. Theilman disappears after meeting his sketchy partner, Cole B. Troy, who claims a mysterious woman was tailing Theilman.

Drake tracks Janice to Vegas, where Mason also meets Theilman’s ex-wife, Carlotta. Turns out Theilman was blackmailed into handing over Carlotta’s stock. Cue drama: Lt. Tragg arrests Janice for Theilman’s murder.

DA Hamilton Burger is sure he’s got Mason beat. The evidence? Janice’s car was at the scene, she bought scissors and newspapers (classic ransom letter kit), and post-makeover, she’s got femme fatale vibes.

The courtroom showdown is intense. Mason warns Janice her testimony could land her in the gas chamber. The judge calls a mistrial, and Burger's carotid artery nearly pops.

Verdict: Highly recommended. Even late in his career, Erle Stanley Gardner delivers a twisty, stylish legal thriller. If you like noir vibes, courtroom drama, and smart women who don’t play by the rules, this one’s a ride.

Monday, November 3, 2025

Happy Birthday John Bingham

Note: John Bingham, 1908 – 1988, British spy and novelist, 7th Baron Clanmorris, worked with John le Carré in British intelligence. Le Carre says that Bingham objected to Le Carre’s telling tales out of MI-5 but Bingham is said to be one of the inspirations for George Smiley. Bingham, who died in 1988 at the age of 80, wrote his own espionage and police procedural novels. His highly developed characters and plots are believable and stand up well 50 years after their creation.

The Paton Street Case - John Bingham

In this 1955 thriller, also known as Inspector Morgan’s Dilemma, John Bingham crafts a taut, melancholic tale of murder and moral compromise, set against the backdrop of post-war Britain’s frayed civility.

Inspector Morgan, a Welshman with a poet’s soul and a policeman’s burden, finds himself partnered with Shaw - a man of clipped tones and colder instincts. Together, they probe the death of a gambler whose life was a litany of petty deceit and grubby transactions.

Morgan’s instincts, steeped in Celtic intuition, lead him down shadowed paths. Sometimes they illuminate; sometimes they betray. One such path leads to Otto Steiner, a refugee from Nazi brutality, whose trauma simmers beneath a veneer of graciousness. Steiner’s unpredictability in moments of crisis makes him both a suspect and a tragic cipher.

Another thread unravels through a quiet interview, where adultery is revealed not with scandal but with weary resignation. The betrayed spouse, driven by wounded pride and long-nurtured bitterness, takes actions that defy logic but not emotion long bottled-up.

The case becomes less about justice and more about understanding the fragile grammar of motive. Morgan, caught between duty and empathy, must decide whether truth is always the noblest pursuit - or merely the most convenient.

James Sandoe of the New York Herald Tribune Book Review called the novel “an uncommonly compelling narrative, artfully wrought and compassionately conceived.” It is that rare crime story where the murder is only the beginning, and the real mystery lies in the hearts of those left behind.

Sunday, November 2, 2025

After Stoic Week 2025

Why Stoics Should Volunteer for Research Projects

Stoicism teaches us to live in harmony with nature, embrace virtue, and act for the common good. Volunteering as a human subject in research aligns perfectly with these principles. By participating, you contribute to the advancement of knowledge - a rational pursuit that benefits humanity. Research drives progress in medicine, psychology, organizational behavior, rehabilitation science and communicative disorders, reducing suffering and improving lives. What could be more virtuous than aiding such efforts?

A Stoic understands that our choices define our character. Choosing to volunteer is an exercise in courage and wisdom. It is not reckless; ethical research prioritizes safety and informed consent. You act not for personal gain, but for the greater good - a hallmark of justice and benevolence. And even when a payment is made, it can be used to buy books by Dr. Lopez, Dr. Robertson and Dr. Pigliucci so they will be encouraged to write more books about Stoicism for us moderns.

Moreover, volunteering offers an opportunity to practice indifference to discomfort. 

  • I admit I’ve found it dull to fill out surveys.  
  • I almost fell asleep doing nothing but listening to individual words while my pupil dilation was being measured. 
  • Though I was patting myself on the back for undertaking a test of bravery, I found more tedious than bracing Transcranial Direct Current Stimulation, a form of electrical stimulation that involves applying a small amount of current over different areas of my brain. 

Whether the study involves a questionnaire, boredom, or a minor inconvenience (or major – like dealing with parking lots at any university), you can view it as training in resilience. By accepting these challenges calmly and in generous spirit, you embody Stoic ideals in action. 

You don't need to be suffering an ailment to qualify to enter a study - you can provide data as a normal, healthy control subject that fits the inclusion criteria of the study.

In short, research participation is a rational, virtuous, and socially responsible choice. It is a way to live your philosophy - put it into action and make a difference. Will you seize this chance to generate knowledge and serve humanity?

Ways to find Research Projects to Volunteer For

Call the office of your local university’s VP of Research. Ask for the web address of the college’s Research Registry (Portal). An example can be found here.

ClinicalTrials.gov – The largest global registry of clinical trials. You can search by condition, location, or study type. [clinicaltrials.gov]

ResearchMatch – A free, NIH-funded platform that connects volunteers with researchers across the U.S. for health-related studies. [researchmatch.org]

Saturday, November 1, 2025

The Kalends of Perry Mason 97

In Tribute to Hugh Marlowe

This well-respected actor with a rich baritone worked in radio before he broke into the movies. He appeared in TCM perrennials such as Meet Me in St. Louis (1944), Twelve O'Clock High (1949), All About Eve (1950), and The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951). He appeared in six – really five – episodes of Perry Mason, one of a dozen actors who played what Perry fandom calls the trifecta - the victim, the defendant, and the culprit.

The Case of the Fraudulent Foto (1959)

In serious horn-rimmed glasses, Hugh plays an idealistic DA aiming to battle graft in the awarding of construction contracts in small city. The dedicated DA is so focused on his goal that he doesn’t see big trouble coming his way from an obvious direction. The bad guys sic the comely Leora Matthews on him to lure him into a compromising position, complete with photographer. Hugh’s DA is arrested on a charge of murder when the blackmailer ends up killed on the floor, where many other blackmailers in Mason stories land.

However, the real star of his episode is the noir look of this season two episode. It is cool beyond belief. Black, white, and shades of grey never looked better in stock shots of cars old even in 1959. The city and the police station at night are made to look huge, cold, harsh, and pitiless, like places you enter as yourself but you come out not yourself any more. The 1890s hotel has incredible woodwork that looks great in monochrome. Mason drives a black 1959 Cadillac convertible. Hugh wears a trench coat that makes us think of fedoras, fog and Nelson Riddle’s theme for The Untouchables. It’s weird because director Arthur Marks did not have an impressive noir history on his resume until the 1970s.

The Case of the Slandered Submarine (1960)

Often cast as a military man, Hugh was the commander of the good sub U.S.S. Moray in this one. He ends up with a screwdriver in his chest so he did not get a chance to make that baritone resonate.

The Case of the Borrowed Baby (1962)

Somebody who trusts Perry and Della to do the right thing leaves a four-week-old baby in a basket on Perry’s office desk. The mother finally surfaces but ends up in trouble deep after she is arrested for murder. The baby in fact may be the heir to a fortune. Hugh is just okay in not a big part as a business manager. The focus on Barbara Hale bonding with the infant was the centerpiece in this episode. Not aging real well is game and savvy Della Street regretting her choice to be a career woman having adventures with Perry Mason.

The Case of the Nebulous Nephew (1963)

Season 7 was kicked off with one of the better scripted episodes. Hugh plays one of two scamsters who aim to con two harmless old ladies. But after living with the two women for a little while, Hugh’s partner in fraud becomes fond of the aunties and puts the argument to Hugh for abandoning their nefarious plan. But greedy calculating Hugh objects and ends up murdered. Besides the stellar acting, the long set-up is about perfect, without a wasted word or scene. The writers make points about staying in touch with your core values, feeling family loyalty, atoning for past sins, admiring the colorblindness of children, and using love and faith as guides. Up there with The Case of the Perjured Parrot and The Case of the Nine Dolls, this may be my favorite episode ever.

The Case of the Sleepy Slayer (1964)

“How much is it worth,” wonders an exhausted caregiver, “to be a sick, empty creature, drained of every drop of the joy of life?” Poor Rachel Gordon has been driven to distraction by providing care to her tyrant uncle for many years. At the end of her tether she puts a couple of rounds into Uncle as he sleeps. The investigation reveals that the tyrant was poisoned before Rachel shot him. Hugh has a small part as a doctor who says of the miser, “even death despises him” and that the old buzzard’s heart, driven by a jolt of adrenaline “would have been like running a transistor radio on a fifty million volt generator.” Hugh is overshadowed by Phyllis Hill as the hard-pressed caregiver who in her loneliness gets involved with a louse; Robert Brown who plays her user BF persuasively; and finally he of the screaming skull,  Richard Hale, who often played the crooked businessman, sickly pawpaw, and sinister miser. 

The Case of the Hasty Honeymooner (1965)

I detest spoilers so I can only say that Hugh again plays the bounder and dastard as he did in Nebulous Nephew. Oddly enough, in this episode his TV wife is his real-life wife K.T. Stevens.  Noah Beery, Jr. puts in a rip-roaring performance as Lucas Tolliver of Oklahoma. He wants Perry Mason to draw up a will for a future wife. This weird request spurs Perry to send Paul Drake on a quest for information about down-home Luke. Paul finds Luke a man unlucky in marriage, having lost not one but two wives, one to a salad of baneful greens and the other to a passing train. Set in 1965, the story has elements based on the new tech of computer dating and newfound concern for PR fallout. Playing true to his usual good old boy, Strother Martin puts in a great turn as a Bible-thumping tattletale.

Friday, October 31, 2025

Stoic Week 5/5: Integrity

Note: Epictetus, Seneca and Aurelius examined fictional characters like Medea, Odysseus, and Hercules through a Stoic lens. Inspired, I apply the Stoic orientation to the messed-up impressions of characters in the TV stories of the original Perry Mason (1957 - 1966) and then I ordered the ghost in the machine to recast the review in the style of Epictetus.  In TCOT Curious Bride, Perry Mason says, “What right have I got to sit back with that 'holier than thou' attitude and expect [clients] to come clean with a total stranger? They come here when they're in trouble. They're worried and frightened. They come to me for consultations. I'm a total stranger to them. They need help. Poor fools, you can't blame them for resorting to subterfuges.”

The Case the Resolute Reformer (Season 4, Episode 14, 1/14/61)

Let us consider the tale of Hoyt, the County Civil Engineer - a man who sought to raise his son by the book, not just any book, but the one written by the upright sages of cinema, Tracy and Heston, on ethics and integrity. Hoyt believed that if he held his son to the highest standards, the boy would rise to meet them. But the Stoic knows: you cannot force virtue into another as you would pour water into a jar. You may guide, you may model, but you cannot command the soul of another.

Hoyt’s son, unable to meet his father’s impossible expectations, turned instead to wine and folly. And in his drunken missteps, he became the pawn of a ruthless man in construction, who used a society girl to bait the boy and compromise the father. The target was not the son - it was Hoyt. The upright man must fall, so the dishonest may rise.

This is the ingenuity of the wicked: they do not fight fair, because they do not fight with reason. They fight with manipulation, with bribery, with the corruption of the weak. And yet, the Stoic does not despair. For what is corruption but the excessive pursuit of reputation, position, influence inevitable in any political system? Wishing for a world free of corruption is like longing for figs in winter.

Hoyt’s assistant Kent, bribed and broken, confesses in court that Hoyt once told him, “Your judgment is not sound.” And Perry Mason, who speaks here with the clarity of a Stoic, replies, “Well, yes. Hoyt was right. If your judgment had been sound, you wouldn’t have taken bribes.”

This is the heart of the matter. The Stoic does not ask whether the world is fair. He asks whether he himself is just. He does not demand that others be perfect. He forgives their ignorance, their weakness, their vanity. He knows that anger at others’ faults is a kind of madness - a refusal to accept that people are as they are.

High standards? Keep them - for yourself. For others, offer patience. Offer understanding. Offer the kind of mercy you will one day need. For we all stumble. We all forget. We all fall short.

And when the world tries to drag you into its chaos, remember: the only thing up to you is your response. Choose reason. Choose compassion. Choose not to be like them.

Thursday, October 30, 2025

Stoic Week 4/5: Spite

Note: Epictetus and Aurelius examined fictional characters like Medea and Hercules through a Stoic template. Inspired, I apply the Stoic orientation to the messed-up impressions of characters in the TV stories of the original Perry Mason (1957 - 1966) and then had the ghost in the machine recast it in the style of Seneca. In the novel TCOT Shoplifter’s Shoe, Perry Mason says, "People have their strong points and their weak points. The true philosopher sees them as they are, and is never disappointed, because he doesn’t expect too much. The cynic is one who starts out with a false pattern and becomes disappointed because people don’t conform to that pattern. Most of the little chiseling practices come from trying to cope with our economic conventions. When it comes right down to fundamentals, people are fairly dependable. The neighbor who would cheat you out of a pound of sugar would risk her life to save you from drowning."

The Case of the Witless Witness (Season 6, Episode 28, 5/16/63)

It is a curious thing, Lucilius, how men of sound judgment and upright character, once content to dispense justice from the bench, are drawn to the theater of politics, where virtue is often mocked and ambition wears the mask of service. Judge Daniel Redmond, a man of probity, has accepted the nomination to be Lieutenant Governor - a role which, to the Stoic, may seem as superfluous as weighing down the wise with the ceremonial chains of spectacle and trumpery.

Why would a man exchange the solemn majesty of the law for the hollow pomp and jibber-jabber of political office? Perhaps he imagines he can steer the ship of state. But the Stoic knows: the sea is not calmed by the hand on the rudder, but by the soul unshaken by storms. Yet before we can ponder this folly further, the judge is accused - of fraud, no less, and of poisoning a witness.

The irony is not lost on those who remember his long-ago lecture on statutory fraud, delivered with romantic fervor at a party teeming with lobbyists and fixers. Madge Eberly, once the object of his near-proposal, recalls this moment with a venomous smile. “Weren’t you advising them on fraud?” she asks, her tone sweet with malice. Redmond protests - he spoke only of how fraud might be done, not how it should be. But Madge, spurned and bitter, has already passed the tale to those who would see him fall.

Spite, Lucilius, is a passion rarely named in our post-modern age, which prefers to dress its wounds in irony and scrolling. But the Stoic sees it clearly: it is the soul’s abject surrender to perceived injury, the abdication of reason to resentment. To be consumed by spite is to give one's tranquility to another, to become the very thing one despises.

Marcus Aurelius, that emperor of the inner citadel, reminds us: “The best revenge is not to be like your enemy.” Madge, in her bitterness, has become the architect of her own unrest. Redmond, if he is wise, will not answer her poison with more poison, but with steadfastness and the legal hocus-pocus of Perry Mason.

Wednesday, October 29, 2025

Stoic Week 3/5: Ambition and Smarts

Note: Epictetus and Aurelius examined fictional characters like Medea and Hercules through Stoic sunglasses. Inspired, I apply the Stoic orientation to the messed-up impressions of characters in the TV stories of the original Perry Mason (1957 - 1966) and then I had the ghost in the machine recast it in the style of Musonius Rufus. In the novel TCOT Caretaker’s Cat, Perry Mason says on Stoic risk-taking, “What the hell can a man lose? He can't lose his life because he doesn't own that anyway. He has only a lease on life. He can lose money and money doesn't mean one damn thing as compared with character. All that really counts is a man's ability to live life, to get the most out of it as he goes through it, and he gets the most kick out of it by playing a no-limit game.”

The Case of the Larcenous Lady (Season 4, Episode 12, 12/17/60)

On the Pitfalls of Ambition

It is not the pursuit of high office that corrupts, but the manner in which one pursues it. Mona, though professing restraint, reveals herself not as a guardian of virtue but as one enslaved by ambition. She declares she will not interfere in the process of appointing her husband to a high post in state government, yet she proceeds to extort and manipulate, believing that the ends justify the means. But no end, however grand, can sanctify the use of vice. To blackmail is to abandon reason, and to intimidate is to forsake justice.

Such acts are not the marks of a noble soul but of one diseased by desire. The wise do not seek elevation through the exploitation and suffering of others. If a post is to be held, let it be earned through merit and service, not deceit. For what is the value of a crown gained by corruption? It weighs heavier on the conscience than on the brow.

Mona’s fate - death by the very ambition she nurtured - is not tragic but instructive. The Stoic mourns an end to all children of God, but learns from their unhappy fates: that unchecked desire leads not to glory, but to ruin.

On the Missteps of the Young and the Importance of Practical Wisdom

Susan, though kind and intelligent, lacks the prudence that wisdom demands. She gives away a great sum without securing proof in the form of a receipt, and worse, she tampers with death and deceit. To pick up a weapon at a crime scene is not merely foolish - it is a failure to consider what is within one’s control. To lie to one’s attorney about firing the shot from the murder gun to divert suspicion from the man she loved (identical to the one that didn't even know she was alive) is to sabotage the very advocacy one seeks.

Musonius Rufus taught that philosophy is not for idle speculation but for living rightly. Wisdom is not found in books alone, but in the choices we make daily. To act without thought is to live as a child, not as an adult with the slightest pretentions to live like a Stoic philosopher. Susan’s errors are not sins of malice, but of ignorance - and ignorance, though forgivable, is dangerous when left uncorrected.

Let us then teach our youth not only to be kind, but to have good calculation. Let them learn that love, if not guided by wisdom, becomes a tyrant. That truth, even when painful, is the ally of justice. And that in all things, we must ask: Is this within my power? Is this in accordance with virtue?

Tuesday, October 28, 2025

Stoic Week 2/5: Revenge

Note: Both Epictetus and Aurelius examined fictional characters like Medea and Hercules through a Stoic lens. Inspired, I apply the Stoic orientation to the messed-up impressions of characters in the TV stories of the original Perry Mason (1957 - 1966) and then I had the ghost in the machine recast it in the style of Marcus Aurelius. In the novel TCOT Phantom Fortune, Perry Mason says, “Make up your mind to one thing, Mrs. Warren. After water has run downstream and over the dam, you can't find any way on earth of getting it back upstream and over the dam a second time. Take things as they come. Concentrate on the present, forget the past.”

The Case of the Lonely Heiress (Season 1, Episode 20, 2/1/58)

Observe Delores, as portrayed by Anna Navarro - a force of nature, yes, but one enslaved by her own passions. She lashes out not because others provoke her, but because she has allowed anger and anxiety to become the lens through which she sees the world. She is not free. She is ruled.

And what of her love for Charlie? If it is love, it is love corrupted - possessive, destructive, conditional. “If I cannot have him, no one can.” This is not affection. It is tyranny disguised as longing.

When poor Delores asks, “Do you think I’m a bad girl?” the question pierces the heart. The Stoic does not rush to condemn. We are all flawed, all fallible. But when one’s life is a litany of cruelty - greed, violence, deceit, exploitation - then yes, we must say: this is not the path of virtue. This is the path of ruin.

And yet, Delores is not the only one lost. Marilyn seeks revenge for her sister’s self-destruction, believing Charlie to be the cause. But what is revenge, if not the surrender of reason to emotion? To retaliate is to become the very thing that wounded you. It is to let another’s vice dictate your own virtue.

Marcus Aurelius reminds us: “The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury.” To plot revenge is to allow external events to govern your inner state. It is to give away your peace, your judgment, your soul.

Let Marilyn learn from pain. Let her transform grief into wisdom. Let her choose forgiveness - not because the wrong was small, but because her spirit is large. Forgiveness is not weakness. It is strength. It is the refusal to be ruled by bitterness.

And let us remember: rage, revenge, and resentment are thieves. They steal our clarity, our compassion, our capacity for excellence. The Stoic does not deny emotion - but he does not serve it. He serves reason. He serves virtue. He serves the inner citadel.