Peter Pan –
James Barrie
The title character is all boy in that he’s all I’s:
impatient, impulsive, ignorant, intrepid, and imperious. In short, a guy that
would grow up to become a great quarterback, but a terrible boss. But our title
character is not going to be anybody like Tom Brady or Our Stable Genius,
because he’s determined never to grow up. He tempts three middle-class kids
from their happy home with promises of teaching them to fly and having adventures
with redskins, pirates, wild animals, and fairies. Ho-ho-ho: who wouldn’t go?
Well, me, for one. I was the kid that kept a low profile to
pursue my agenda in peace. I thought the Goldfish in The Cat in the Hat
imparted good advice that those dumb kids ignored for silly kicks with that feline
trouble-maker. As Bob Dylan said when I was a teenager, “To live outside the
law you must be honest.”
Anyway, the problem is that Peter Pan likes constant action,
not the down-time that kids – especially reading kids – want and need:
In his absence things are usually
quiet on the island. The fairies take an hour longer in the morning, the beasts
attend to their young…and when pirates and lost boys meet they merely bite
their thumbs at each other. But with the coming of Peter, who hates lethargy,
they are all under way again: if you put your ear to the ground now, you would
hear the whole island seething with life.
Not only is Peter’s busy-ness creepy and domineering to lazy
kids us readers used to be, but also giving us slackers spooky pause is the
fact that he lives in an eternal now. Peter takes his comrades through great
adventures but he never remembers what he or others did during those
adventures. At the end Peter amazes and dismays Wendy with this:
She had looked forward to thrilling
talks with him about old times, but new adventures had crowded the old ones
from his mind.
“Who is Captain Hook?” he asked
with interest when she spoke of the arch enemy.
“Don't you remember,” she asked,
amazed, “how you killed him and saved all our lives?”
“I forget them after I kill them,”
he replied carelessly.
When she expressed a doubtful hope
that Tinker Bell would be glad to see her he said, “Who is Tinker Bell?”
“O Peter,” she said, shocked; but
even when she explained he could not remember.
“There are such a lot of them,” he
said. “I expect she is no more.”
I expect he was right, for fairies
don't live long, but they are so little that a short time seems a good while to
them.
Wendy was pained too to find that
the past year was but as yesterday to Peter; it had seemed such a long year of
waiting to her. But he was exactly as fascinating as ever, and they had a
lovely spring cleaning in the little house on the tree tops.
Wendy, as she grows up, realizes how different children are
from older human beings. Also, the line “I forget them” chills us in light of
the line in Chapter 5:
The boys on the island vary, of
course, in numbers, according as they get killed and so on; and when they seem
to be growing up, which is against the rules, Peter thins them out.
I daresay Peter doesn’t remember their names either.
For adults, Barrie is impartial about the lack of mercy of
children who come up with the most cutting things in the most innocent manner. On March 18 I was in
Bronner’s Christmas Wonderland when I heard a four-year-old girl loudly opine,
“Too much cute things in here.” “I’m with you sister, “I wanted to call out but
didn’t because I hadn't better be an evil role model.
Plus, Barrie raises a question I’ve had ever since I was a
kid as to why obedient personalities regard as fascinating leaders that are
aggressive, impulsive, arrogant, commanding and lacking in knowledge, skill, or
ability to back their bombast. I confess I don’t understand the conventional fascination
for Peter perhaps because when I was a kid I wanted to be older as soon as
possible so people couldn’t be telling me what to do. Being a child is being
vulnerable to being ordered about and who wants to be having to follow orders
all the time?
Read Peter Pan.
The story moves at brisk pace, has variety of jokes from word play to stock
characters like the hapless dad and ultra-talented canine, and the impressive late Victorian vocabulary
that will limber up an 11-year-old for Sherlock Holmes. Keep a box of Kleenex
handy for the last chapter!